Once Upon A Summer Time

This summer is officially CRAZY! I have been running around like a mad woman! Here's my latest adventure in 30 seconds:
The Lake of Powells with neighbors and friends on a giant house boat of fun in the middle of a giant lake. Kayaking, cliff jumping, swimming, too much glucose in my mouth, singing about dying young, it's like asia in a can, making out with twixes, sleeping, "all nighters," flying off tubes and almost dying, 3 year old punching, "Goodnight"ing, jet skiing, and last but not least, failing to beat everyone at Five Crowns. Yes, it was a crazy week and I got to spend it with some of the funniest people on this earth. You should all be completely and entirely jealous.
Adventures to Come:
Watching every single Harry Potter ever made at Thanksgiving Point theatre the day that the new one comes out... I'm bursting with excitement. It's from 6:00AM - 3:00AM (the next day) EEEEKKKKK!!!
Wait, it gets better... the day right after that is the NORDSTROM SALEEEEEE!!!!!! That means I will be shopping with a grand total of 2 hours of sleep... wooooooo!!! Just to let you know, this day is considered a holiday in my family. Blackberry Italian Ices for everyone!
My rant is now over. Have a LOVELY day!
Sincerely, Maddie Pattie

HOLA!

Yes, I'm aware that I haven't blogged for over 3 months... my bad. You see, school was incredibly cruel and filled with unecessary busy work. Therefore, I appologize. Anyway, I have about 3 seconds. Here's my rant:
Why in the world does it say "1 comments?" Shouldn't it be sigular?!?! I mean, honestly, this web thingy has to be smarter than that! GRRRR!!!
THE END

A Slightly Longer Weekend Officials Try to Pass off as "Spring Break"

Seeing that Spring Break is only 2 days for us "UCASians," I attempted to make it the best (even though it was freezing and everyone was exausted). To kick off the oh so fantabulous weekend, the gang got together and roasted peeps over an open fire, and went to the spinny park of doom where many of us almost broke a bone and the Peeps were almost resurected... nonetheless, it was awesome.

Moving on to Friday... Well you see... Someone (named mom) decided it would be okay for me to get my only wise teeth extracted during Spring Break. Luckily, it wasn't that bad... It's basically like taking a small nap, then waking up and thanking Harry Potter for keeping you safe (nope, never mind, that's probably just me)... anyway, enjoy this blackmail worthy picture of me after getting those wretched things ripped out of my gums. (mind you, I took this myself)

So, Friday was mildly exciting... but to make this an even crazier weekend, I woke up the next morning (at 7:00AM [on a weekend]) and competed at a dance competition... Wouldn't suggest that to anyone. Anywho, we kicked butt! 1st place on every dance (secrets: except for the production) and won best over all dance in a lane! Not to mention some other awards that I can't remember right now... WOOHOOO!!!

Well Congrats Readers, you've made it to the end of my rediculous and completely useless blog of my not so long spring break. So long for now;)

Sincerely, Maddie

Inspiration 101

Just so everyone knows, I thought I would let you all in on my Top 10 (womens only) hero list (excluding my family and friends):

1. Stacy London(DUH)
2. Tina Fey
3. Giada De Laurentiis
4. Jillian Michaels
5. SALT
6. Mia Michaels
7. Finola Hughes
8. Adele
9. Pink
10. Paula Abdul

"I've Had the Time of my Life... and I owe it all to you-ooooo"

M: most

O: obnoxious

R: realistic

P: people

(in the world)

Yep, that's right... this week's crazy adventure was something the average high school student likes to call MORP (a.k.a. Prom spelt backwards). Seeing that we ( as in the "group") aren't your typical high school students, we decided to literally plan a date that was completely outdated. We first began with venturing to the local Savers to find "the ugly sweater". Then, with sweaters on , we traveled to the nearest and tackiest bowling alley we could find. We finally ended our voyage with some super yummy Chinese food, the latest episode of "the office", and whipping our hair back and forth until our necks were broken. To sum it all up, it was basically the greatest girls choice dance anyone could ever ask for:) Thanks dearest and craziest friends for making this weekend super boss.

Sincerely, Maddie Pattie

P.S. Mckay, your sweater is still the ugliest sweater i've ever seen:)

RIP Froggert:

WARNING: Explicit Material May Be Shown In This Post

Today, my dear friend Froggert died. Being typical UCAS students, we decided to open him up to see his insides (okay, this is so not true... really it was just diseciton day). Anyway, in honor of this dear frog sacraficing his life, I decided to give him a special spot on my blog.

Therefore, I give you... Froggert's guts :)

The 10 Greatest Things that have Happened so far this Week:

Alright, So this week is already going on forever. Therefore, I've decided to list off the good things that have happened so far... Here we go:

1. Mr. Webb confessed his hatred of reading to children.
2. The Valentines Issue actually came out on time (no thanks to anyone in particular)
3. I got to dust the nast shelve in Mrs. Smith's room
4. Lauren punched me (oh wait, i'm listing the good things... haha)
5. I'm going to dinner with some of my greatest friends on Friday
6. I convinced Anne to go to MORP
7. I finished my Argument Paper assignment on time
8. I still don't care about finance
9. I've become a professional therapist
10. And finally, I haven't killed anyone yet:)

Heartbreak Warfare

Once Upon a Time there lived two girls who decided it would be a great idea to make a castle for chivalry week at school. As they began they got a little carried away with the soldiers and created a war between gold and silver men.

Unfortunately, it didn't just stop there. Next came the attempt of a castle...

Attempt 1:

Attempt 2:

For the Grand Finale (drum roll please)... THE GREATEST CASTLE WAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!



Sincerely, Maddie

(P.S. A HUGE thanks to Carmen and the rest of the random people that showed up at my house for a movie night:) Wouldn't of been possible without you)

A Poem A Day Keeps the Doctor Away

His breath smells of thunder
His heart made of rusted copper
Betrayal being the only neuronic movements
Though, I only wish for he and I to be one...

You Should all Reel this One In...

Basically, my weeks couldn't be much crazier... plus I have an insane teacher that thinks it's okay to grace us with the presence of a GIANT IMPOSSIBE TEST! Cool? I think NOT! Right now I'm finding this picture to be extremely explainatory of my mood... so, I present to you, your dinner (name the movie)...

Yep, that's right, Dorkfish! What a great catch... Alright, well it's time for me to dive into my studying...
Sincerely, Maddie

p.s. legal charges cannot be pressed due to any harm brought to you or your children from the awful puns used in this post...

10 Least Favorite Things At This Very Moment...

Ah... well right now life couldn't get anymore interesting. For example: This week my Fitness for Life teacher died of a heart attack a few days after giving us a lecture on how to prevent heart attacks... ironic?!?! I think yes! Nonetheless... this week couldn't get much worse so i'm going to tell you the top ten things I hate...




First off: BUSY WORK!!! (Despite my hatred, I ended up with a pretty great pardoner:) plus, I got to use glitter glue. Win you're thinking? Heck to the yes!

Number 2: Stupid Drivers!

Number 3: Random Deaths

Number 4: The organization of worms in Biology

Number 5: Evil People

Number 6: Boys in general

Number 7: When I miss 30 Rock for nonsense

Number 8: Milk in any way, shape, or form

Number 9: Having hope for the paper to come out, but then loosing hope very very quickly

Number 10: Girls who are planning to rely on their husbands to bring in the bacon!!! STUPID!

Okay, well that's the end of my very long and angry rant. Hope you all have a splendid day not caring about this rediculous blog:)

Sincerely, Maddie Patty

A Day in the Life of Me

Once upon a time, there lived a girl who wanted life to be perfect. Unfortunately, this naive girl hadn't realized that it was impossible to be perfect. Though life was slightly unsatisfactory, she went on day to day determined make it better than the last. Somehow, she managed to end up at the nerd-iest school in the kingdom where all of the princes were still (and will forever be) frogs. Luckily, she had the most wonderful friends just beyond the kingdom fortifications, but because of the blockades, she didn't get to see them often. This girl spent much of her time focusing on increasing her knowledge in hopes that someday she would become a doctor; however, when she managed to find some spare time, she would dance and dance until her feet could no longer move. This girl, though many did not know, dreamed of one day living in a small and cozy cottage near a river with her truly beloved, and just a single child that would be as close to perfect as possible. In this cottage, the girl would be able to write and dance until her hearts deepest desires were released into the open. Together, she and her dearest love would travel the world helping one country at a time, curing anyone and everyone of any disease they may have. Then they would grow old together, and when they died side by side, they would know that they had lived a great a glorious life.

Yeah, I thought that was a nice story too. Too bad I live in reality.