Once Upon A Summer Time

This summer is officially CRAZY! I have been running around like a mad woman! Here's my latest adventure in 30 seconds:
The Lake of Powells with neighbors and friends on a giant house boat of fun in the middle of a giant lake. Kayaking, cliff jumping, swimming, too much glucose in my mouth, singing about dying young, it's like asia in a can, making out with twixes, sleeping, "all nighters," flying off tubes and almost dying, 3 year old punching, "Goodnight"ing, jet skiing, and last but not least, failing to beat everyone at Five Crowns. Yes, it was a crazy week and I got to spend it with some of the funniest people on this earth. You should all be completely and entirely jealous.
Adventures to Come:
Watching every single Harry Potter ever made at Thanksgiving Point theatre the day that the new one comes out... I'm bursting with excitement. It's from 6:00AM - 3:00AM (the next day) EEEEKKKKK!!!
Wait, it gets better... the day right after that is the NORDSTROM SALEEEEEE!!!!!! That means I will be shopping with a grand total of 2 hours of sleep... wooooooo!!! Just to let you know, this day is considered a holiday in my family. Blackberry Italian Ices for everyone!
My rant is now over. Have a LOVELY day!
Sincerely, Maddie Pattie

HOLA!

Yes, I'm aware that I haven't blogged for over 3 months... my bad. You see, school was incredibly cruel and filled with unecessary busy work. Therefore, I appologize. Anyway, I have about 3 seconds. Here's my rant:
Why in the world does it say "1 comments?" Shouldn't it be sigular?!?! I mean, honestly, this web thingy has to be smarter than that! GRRRR!!!
THE END

A Slightly Longer Weekend Officials Try to Pass off as "Spring Break"

Seeing that Spring Break is only 2 days for us "UCASians," I attempted to make it the best (even though it was freezing and everyone was exausted). To kick off the oh so fantabulous weekend, the gang got together and roasted peeps over an open fire, and went to the spinny park of doom where many of us almost broke a bone and the Peeps were almost resurected... nonetheless, it was awesome.

Moving on to Friday... Well you see... Someone (named mom) decided it would be okay for me to get my only wise teeth extracted during Spring Break. Luckily, it wasn't that bad... It's basically like taking a small nap, then waking up and thanking Harry Potter for keeping you safe (nope, never mind, that's probably just me)... anyway, enjoy this blackmail worthy picture of me after getting those wretched things ripped out of my gums. (mind you, I took this myself)

So, Friday was mildly exciting... but to make this an even crazier weekend, I woke up the next morning (at 7:00AM [on a weekend]) and competed at a dance competition... Wouldn't suggest that to anyone. Anywho, we kicked butt! 1st place on every dance (secrets: except for the production) and won best over all dance in a lane! Not to mention some other awards that I can't remember right now... WOOHOOO!!!

Well Congrats Readers, you've made it to the end of my rediculous and completely useless blog of my not so long spring break. So long for now;)

Sincerely, Maddie

Inspiration 101

Just so everyone knows, I thought I would let you all in on my Top 10 (womens only) hero list (excluding my family and friends):

1. Stacy London(DUH)
2. Tina Fey
3. Giada De Laurentiis
4. Jillian Michaels
5. SALT
6. Mia Michaels
7. Finola Hughes
8. Adele
9. Pink
10. Paula Abdul

"I've Had the Time of my Life... and I owe it all to you-ooooo"

M: most

O: obnoxious

R: realistic

P: people

(in the world)

Yep, that's right... this week's crazy adventure was something the average high school student likes to call MORP (a.k.a. Prom spelt backwards). Seeing that we ( as in the "group") aren't your typical high school students, we decided to literally plan a date that was completely outdated. We first began with venturing to the local Savers to find "the ugly sweater". Then, with sweaters on , we traveled to the nearest and tackiest bowling alley we could find. We finally ended our voyage with some super yummy Chinese food, the latest episode of "the office", and whipping our hair back and forth until our necks were broken. To sum it all up, it was basically the greatest girls choice dance anyone could ever ask for:) Thanks dearest and craziest friends for making this weekend super boss.

Sincerely, Maddie Pattie

P.S. Mckay, your sweater is still the ugliest sweater i've ever seen:)

RIP Froggert:

WARNING: Explicit Material May Be Shown In This Post

Today, my dear friend Froggert died. Being typical UCAS students, we decided to open him up to see his insides (okay, this is so not true... really it was just diseciton day). Anyway, in honor of this dear frog sacraficing his life, I decided to give him a special spot on my blog.

Therefore, I give you... Froggert's guts :)

The 10 Greatest Things that have Happened so far this Week:

Alright, So this week is already going on forever. Therefore, I've decided to list off the good things that have happened so far... Here we go:

1. Mr. Webb confessed his hatred of reading to children.
2. The Valentines Issue actually came out on time (no thanks to anyone in particular)
3. I got to dust the nast shelve in Mrs. Smith's room
4. Lauren punched me (oh wait, i'm listing the good things... haha)
5. I'm going to dinner with some of my greatest friends on Friday
6. I convinced Anne to go to MORP
7. I finished my Argument Paper assignment on time
8. I still don't care about finance
9. I've become a professional therapist
10. And finally, I haven't killed anyone yet:)