"I've Had the Time of my Life... and I owe it all to you-ooooo"

M: most

O: obnoxious

R: realistic

P: people

(in the world)

Yep, that's right... this week's crazy adventure was something the average high school student likes to call MORP (a.k.a. Prom spelt backwards). Seeing that we ( as in the "group") aren't your typical high school students, we decided to literally plan a date that was completely outdated. We first began with venturing to the local Savers to find "the ugly sweater". Then, with sweaters on , we traveled to the nearest and tackiest bowling alley we could find. We finally ended our voyage with some super yummy Chinese food, the latest episode of "the office", and whipping our hair back and forth until our necks were broken. To sum it all up, it was basically the greatest girls choice dance anyone could ever ask for:) Thanks dearest and craziest friends for making this weekend super boss.

Sincerely, Maddie Pattie

P.S. Mckay, your sweater is still the ugliest sweater i've ever seen:)

RIP Froggert:

WARNING: Explicit Material May Be Shown In This Post

Today, my dear friend Froggert died. Being typical UCAS students, we decided to open him up to see his insides (okay, this is so not true... really it was just diseciton day). Anyway, in honor of this dear frog sacraficing his life, I decided to give him a special spot on my blog.

Therefore, I give you... Froggert's guts :)

The 10 Greatest Things that have Happened so far this Week:

Alright, So this week is already going on forever. Therefore, I've decided to list off the good things that have happened so far... Here we go:

1. Mr. Webb confessed his hatred of reading to children.
2. The Valentines Issue actually came out on time (no thanks to anyone in particular)
3. I got to dust the nast shelve in Mrs. Smith's room
4. Lauren punched me (oh wait, i'm listing the good things... haha)
5. I'm going to dinner with some of my greatest friends on Friday
6. I convinced Anne to go to MORP
7. I finished my Argument Paper assignment on time
8. I still don't care about finance
9. I've become a professional therapist
10. And finally, I haven't killed anyone yet:)

Heartbreak Warfare

Once Upon a Time there lived two girls who decided it would be a great idea to make a castle for chivalry week at school. As they began they got a little carried away with the soldiers and created a war between gold and silver men.

Unfortunately, it didn't just stop there. Next came the attempt of a castle...

Attempt 1:

Attempt 2:

For the Grand Finale (drum roll please)... THE GREATEST CASTLE WAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN!!!



Sincerely, Maddie

(P.S. A HUGE thanks to Carmen and the rest of the random people that showed up at my house for a movie night:) Wouldn't of been possible without you)

A Poem A Day Keeps the Doctor Away

His breath smells of thunder
His heart made of rusted copper
Betrayal being the only neuronic movements
Though, I only wish for he and I to be one...

You Should all Reel this One In...

Basically, my weeks couldn't be much crazier... plus I have an insane teacher that thinks it's okay to grace us with the presence of a GIANT IMPOSSIBE TEST! Cool? I think NOT! Right now I'm finding this picture to be extremely explainatory of my mood... so, I present to you, your dinner (name the movie)...

Yep, that's right, Dorkfish! What a great catch... Alright, well it's time for me to dive into my studying...
Sincerely, Maddie

p.s. legal charges cannot be pressed due to any harm brought to you or your children from the awful puns used in this post...

10 Least Favorite Things At This Very Moment...

Ah... well right now life couldn't get anymore interesting. For example: This week my Fitness for Life teacher died of a heart attack a few days after giving us a lecture on how to prevent heart attacks... ironic?!?! I think yes! Nonetheless... this week couldn't get much worse so i'm going to tell you the top ten things I hate...




First off: BUSY WORK!!! (Despite my hatred, I ended up with a pretty great pardoner:) plus, I got to use glitter glue. Win you're thinking? Heck to the yes!

Number 2: Stupid Drivers!

Number 3: Random Deaths

Number 4: The organization of worms in Biology

Number 5: Evil People

Number 6: Boys in general

Number 7: When I miss 30 Rock for nonsense

Number 8: Milk in any way, shape, or form

Number 9: Having hope for the paper to come out, but then loosing hope very very quickly

Number 10: Girls who are planning to rely on their husbands to bring in the bacon!!! STUPID!

Okay, well that's the end of my very long and angry rant. Hope you all have a splendid day not caring about this rediculous blog:)

Sincerely, Maddie Patty