So, how many people can you fit on a table that seats 8 (let me give you a hint... 8 is NOT the answer). In fact... if you take 100 devide it by roughly 31.83 it gives you the most incredibly stupid number in the world... Drum Roll Please... Pi. Yes, yes... I know what you are thinking (please say this in your head as if i'm talking in a valley girl sorta voice) "Um, hello... you can't eat numbers," and you are perfectly right. You can't eat numbers unless they are written on paper or something else edible. Anyway, Pi is the answer simply because it is irrational, and with these people, everything ever done in the history of the world is so utterly, disgustingly, and unusually irrational.
Observation: These people are irrational when they happen to be together, although when they are at this particular table around the times of 12:00-12:53, their irrationality increases. *is irrationality a word? Where's an English teacher when you need them?
Hypothesis: When this particular group of people get together around this time, it is inevitable that they are going to act completely stupid.
Experiment: Keep camera out for 53 minutes and record everything stupid you can find.
Data:
Observation: These people are irrational when they happen to be together, although when they are at this particular table around the times of 12:00-12:53, their irrationality increases. *is irrationality a word? Where's an English teacher when you need them?
Hypothesis: When this particular group of people get together around this time, it is inevitable that they are going to act completely stupid.
Experiment: Keep camera out for 53 minutes and record everything stupid you can find.
Data:
Conclusion: Wait... What?
Just for the record... I captured the most amazing picture that completely exemplifies the relationship between a man and his food (WARNING: if you are seriously disgusted by this savage-ish picture... my condolences).
El fin
Just for the record... I captured the most amazing picture that completely exemplifies the relationship between a man and his food (WARNING: if you are seriously disgusted by this savage-ish picture... my condolences).
El fin