Of late... of late... just a few milestones have passed. You know, graduation... more graduating and graduating one more time. Also, registering for classes at the U (woohoo!) Nonetheless, I'm still kind of in shock that high school is over. Though I am very glad that it is, I will forever carry these timeless memories in my mind. Here's a recap:
SOPHOMORE YEAR
-Kunz's class... what more can I say? Between Andrew, Gabe, and Jake there was nothing left unsaid or commented on.
- Wahnchaffet and Andertinj
- That's what she said (complement of Lauren Whitney)
- DerbRidge and her substracting
- Lauren drinking "windex" in Mrs. Paz's class, and Mrs. Paz proceeding to freak out *note: when I say freak out, I really mean, freak out.
- Harry Potter and the Merchant of Venice with KK and Anne. I'm pretty sure Mr. Williams will forever love us.
- Ashmann: The Yankees even ruled clear back here.
JUNIOR YEAR
- Journalism... wait, that was the year we actually got stuff done. Never mind.
- Mrs. Smith's class in general... Remember the that one time Ryker couldn't figure out the "right" accent for whatever part he was reading. Yeah, me too!
- THE GREAT MOVIE WAR
- NHS... whatever that is/was
- The infamous car wreck of doom
SENIOR YEAR
- Climbing that freaking silo
- Dump
- Getting lost in Salt Lake and Provo with the Journalism crew
- Fiesta Fridays (every Friday)
- Sketchy Mormon beer pong
- Sitting with Gabe in Dr. Bailey's class
- Scum and other random card games that everyone is good at except for me
- Student Council... and all of our attempted "activities"
- Handstands and Gene
Well, I've probably missed a million memories, but I'm sure I'll remember them eventually. Anyway, those days were fun and a shout out to my friends who made this all possible. THE END
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Dumb is Fun
I hate to break your hearts, but for the sake of confidentiality, there will be no pictures posted throughout this post of postings in which the post will have no pictures posted because it is a post of confidentiality... you know, a confidential post (why in the world are they called "posts"?).
Anyway, I must admit that within this last year I have done many a dumb thing, and it is a true miracle that I am still alive. In acknowledgment to whomever has kept me alive, I will now proceed to confess nearly everything I have done.
1: I participated in an all-nighter in which I drank 2 Rock Stars
2: I climbed a siloh that had to be atleast 45 feet high in the middle of November at three in the morning simply because I wanted to impress the boy that I liked at the time... and still like:) (p.s. It totally worked) (p.p.s. that was the same night as the all-nighter)
3: That same night I proceeded to play a game in which you had to transfer a card with your lips... and only your lips... BAD IDEA
4: I went down sliding rock *What is sliding rock you ask? Well, it's this natural water slide in Alpine, Utah that has glacier water. Normally, children will slide down it in the middle of summer when the temperature is scorching! When did I do this? Eh... it was like... 70 degrees outside and the end of April. FREAKING FREEZING is all I have to say about the matter. Who did I do this with? Oh yeah, that same guy mentioned in #2... I'm starting to see a pattern.
5: After being freezing, we climbed into an abandoned minors cave of doom.
6: I rode in Jake's car with Jake driving.
7: I sluffed my only class to see the Avengers (totally worth it, but if Mrs. Schiffmann asks, I was "sick")
8: I played shifty mormon beer pong for many consecutive Fridays.
9: I took biology with Olga Kopp. For old times sake, "we are going to stop it now".
10: Honey Badger (a.k.a. Lauren) and I shoved many a random thing down the hole in the senior connect room. We still don't know where that hole goes...
11: Last, but certainly not least, I met Joseph Smith. No, for reals... the legit J-Smith.
Mom, dad... and anyone else who may or may not be reading this: You now know the many dumb things that I have done to make my senior year the best ever. This is the condensed version and I still have a whole week to do more dumb things, so be prepared (I hope you just sang that last phrase in a Scar [from Disney's The Lion King] kinda voice). The Ende
Anyway, I must admit that within this last year I have done many a dumb thing, and it is a true miracle that I am still alive. In acknowledgment to whomever has kept me alive, I will now proceed to confess nearly everything I have done.
1: I participated in an all-nighter in which I drank 2 Rock Stars
2: I climbed a siloh that had to be atleast 45 feet high in the middle of November at three in the morning simply because I wanted to impress the boy that I liked at the time... and still like:) (p.s. It totally worked) (p.p.s. that was the same night as the all-nighter)
3: That same night I proceeded to play a game in which you had to transfer a card with your lips... and only your lips... BAD IDEA
4: I went down sliding rock *What is sliding rock you ask? Well, it's this natural water slide in Alpine, Utah that has glacier water. Normally, children will slide down it in the middle of summer when the temperature is scorching! When did I do this? Eh... it was like... 70 degrees outside and the end of April. FREAKING FREEZING is all I have to say about the matter. Who did I do this with? Oh yeah, that same guy mentioned in #2... I'm starting to see a pattern.
5: After being freezing, we climbed into an abandoned minors cave of doom.
6: I rode in Jake's car with Jake driving.
7: I sluffed my only class to see the Avengers (totally worth it, but if Mrs. Schiffmann asks, I was "sick")
8: I played shifty mormon beer pong for many consecutive Fridays.
9: I took biology with Olga Kopp. For old times sake, "we are going to stop it now".
10: Honey Badger (a.k.a. Lauren) and I shoved many a random thing down the hole in the senior connect room. We still don't know where that hole goes...
11: Last, but certainly not least, I met Joseph Smith. No, for reals... the legit J-Smith.
Mom, dad... and anyone else who may or may not be reading this: You now know the many dumb things that I have done to make my senior year the best ever. This is the condensed version and I still have a whole week to do more dumb things, so be prepared (I hope you just sang that last phrase in a Scar [from Disney's The Lion King] kinda voice). The Ende
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Once upon a senior year...
So, how many people can you fit on a table that seats 8 (let me give you a hint... 8 is NOT the answer). In fact... if you take 100 devide it by roughly 31.83 it gives you the most incredibly stupid number in the world... Drum Roll Please... Pi. Yes, yes... I know what you are thinking (please say this in your head as if i'm talking in a valley girl sorta voice) "Um, hello... you can't eat numbers," and you are perfectly right. You can't eat numbers unless they are written on paper or something else edible. Anyway, Pi is the answer simply because it is irrational, and with these people, everything ever done in the history of the world is so utterly, disgustingly, and unusually irrational.
Observation: These people are irrational when they happen to be together, although when they are at this particular table around the times of 12:00-12:53, their irrationality increases. *is irrationality a word? Where's an English teacher when you need them?
Hypothesis: When this particular group of people get together around this time, it is inevitable that they are going to act completely stupid.
Experiment: Keep camera out for 53 minutes and record everything stupid you can find.
Data:
Observation: These people are irrational when they happen to be together, although when they are at this particular table around the times of 12:00-12:53, their irrationality increases. *is irrationality a word? Where's an English teacher when you need them?
Hypothesis: When this particular group of people get together around this time, it is inevitable that they are going to act completely stupid.
Experiment: Keep camera out for 53 minutes and record everything stupid you can find.
Data:
Conclusion: Wait... What?
Just for the record... I captured the most amazing picture that completely exemplifies the relationship between a man and his food (WARNING: if you are seriously disgusted by this savage-ish picture... my condolences).
El fin
Just for the record... I captured the most amazing picture that completely exemplifies the relationship between a man and his food (WARNING: if you are seriously disgusted by this savage-ish picture... my condolences).
El fin
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